There is something strange, very strange, going on inside the heads of people using the fast-acting psychedelic. Machine elves, anyone?
Have you encountered stick men, machine elves or other discarnate entities while tripping brains on DMT? If so, you’re not alone. The use of the powerful, fast-acting psychedelic dimethyltriptamine (DMT) generates reports of such entities on a regular basis.
Columbia University student Emma Sulkowicz carried her mattress across the stage at her graduation ceremony this morning. Sulkowicz and her friends have been carrying the mattress around for the whole academic year in protest of the way the school handles sexual assault issues. As New York Magazine explains, for her senior thesis in visual art, Mattress Performance (Carry That Weight), Sulkowicz vowed that she would carry her dorm-room mattress whenever she was on campus as long as her alleged rapist remained on campus. “The piece could potentially take a day, or it could go on until I graduate,” she said.
When we forget to turn off a light: C’est pas Versailles ici ! Hey, we’re not in Versailles !
When we stand between them and something they want to see: Et ton père, il est vitrier ? Is your father a glazier?
When you are hungry but the dinner is not ready yet Ben mange ta main et garde l’autre pour demain ! Well, eat your hand and save the other one for tomorrow !
What’s for dinner ? Des caillous. Pebbles.
When you lie too obviously : Et mon cul c’est du poulet. And my ass is made of chicken.
When you are in a bad mood : Mange des carottes, ça rend aimable. Eat some carrots, you’ll be nicer
When you are throwing a tantrum : Pleure un coup, tu pisseras moins. Go on and cry, you’ll piss less.
